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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

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December 26, 2012
A New Direction for 2013
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The condensed (and sordid) tale of your New Year’s resolutions.

1984: Less pacifier. More punk rock.

1996: Ask out Trevor the ice hockey star on a date.

1997: Forget about Trevor the ice hockey star. Devote yourself to your budding career as a ballerina.

2001: Come to terms with dashed ballerina dream. Spend more time reading Kant, Houellebecq, and Sartre instead.

2004: Less brooding. More action.

2007: Lead your all-girl ice hockey team to victory. Trevor can suck it.

2013: Reignite your passion for the pursuits that make you a star — and save money doing it.

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