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DEDICATED EMAIL September 1, 2011 | Everywhere Upper Lip Love Olay's New Facial Hair Removal Duo Waitress: Good evening. What can I get for you tonight? Girl No. 1: Veggie burger and sweet potato fries, please. Waitress: And you, sir? Girl No. 2: Sir? Waitress: Uh, ma’am. Sorry. For you, ma’am? Girl No. 2: Vodka. On the rocks. ASAP. Waitress: Coming right up. Girl No. 2: Can you believe that? “Sir”? Is she blind? Girl No. 1: Well … Girl No. 2: “Well” what? Girl No. 1: Not to offend you, but your ’stache is sorta misleading. Girl No. 2: [Turning red] I know I’m due for the salon, but I’ve been trying to save up. Girl No. 1: Save? Try Olay’s new Facial Hair Removal Duo. It’s a breezy two-step system for removing the fuzz. And it rings in at under $3 per treatment. Girl No. 2: Really? Maybe that works for you, but my upper lip is way sensitive. Girl No. 1: This stuff has Skin Guarding Balm. It hydrates and conditions the skin to minimize irritation. Waitress: [Serves food and drinks] Let me know if I can get you two anything else. Girl No. 2: [Under her breath] The check. Oh, and a side order of Olay Smooth Finish. Buy now, exclusively online at truthorhair.com.
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