repostage: The Ero-Genius Zone

Monday, November 12, 2012

The Ero-Genius Zone - Dedicated Email

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November 12, 2012
Where Fantasy Becomes Reality
OpenSky's Adults-Only Boutique puts your pleasure first

A brief history of your most intimate fantasies:

1989: Prince Charming wakes you with a kiss. On the cheek.

1997: Troy, lead singer of local sensation Fiery Groin, does unspeakable things to you in the back of his van. All subsequent songs are dedicated to your beauty and prowess.

2007: Leaving details aside, it involves handcuffs, a ruler, and the juice of one fresh pineapple.

2012: Who needs fantasies when you have toys? OpenSky’s Adults-Only Boutique has everything you need to get down with your sexy self. Or partner. To begin with, there’s a vibrator in the shape of … a leaf.

Also taunting you from this hot-and-bothered bastion of adult fun are silk restraints, wrist cuffs, remote-control toys that double your pleasure, a feather teaser, and stimulators made of stunning Venetian glass that are (giggle) hand-blown.

Celebs and sexperts have selected each item with your ecstasy in mind, and new OpenSky members score a $20 credit and free shipping with purchase.

2013: Yes. Yes. YES.

Join or visit OpenSky to shop the Adults-Only Boutique.