Memo
Importance: High
Re: Office-appropriate attire
In light of Faux/Real NYC’s online debut, we are instituting the following dress code. Please see the just-launched jewelry collection (working title: Full Time Job) and style points below.
Forbidden: That god-awful tie you’re wearing.
Required: Statement necklaces mimicking bolos and money clips that look sharp over both bare skin and starched oxfords.
Discouraged: Inappropriate holiday party attire (see: last year’s nip slip).
Encouraged: Whip-smart, mixed-media rubber-and-gold designs with scandalous names (see: Office Slut and Success).
Unacceptable: Pearl earrings come happy hour.
Acceptable: Lock and key pendants suspended from metal cord and finished with magnetic closures (read: Executive Washroom, Last One to Leave).
Effective? Immediately.
Available at fauxrealnyc.com, $75-$280.
Photos: Courtesy of Faux/Real
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